some sort of weird triangle
3:35 am • 2 July 2010
tomoatmeal:
If the police ever come to my door, I’m going to say “Is this about the murder?” Then they will be like, “How did YOU know there was a murder?” And then I’ll go, “Oh no! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” and slam the door.
4:26 am • 19 June 2010 • 14 notes
Chelsea’s getting too old for this
3:52 pm • 14 June 2010
drugged, disguised, protected by thieves.
3:49 pm • 14 June 2010
That gift isn’t going to come back around. But you knew that already, right?
3:46 pm • 14 June 2010
it’s your startle party and you’re not allowed to leave
5:11 pm • 5 June 2010
wait a minute, who is this?
5:10 pm • 5 June 2010