Seriously, let me design you a mascot. This fine fellow could be put to work endorsing your product or service today. Gynomastia surgery, hormone compounds to reduce or induce gynomastia, lactation equipment and accessories, ritualized breast containers or “titboxes”; the imagination careens between eurekas. Look, he’s not even doing anything right now. The puppy I’ll throw in for free. You can have him. See how cute? Put him to work! He wants to work!